IPod Cult

I would like to nominate those doucches that you see everywhere with those little cult pods in their ears for a two fisted superman punch to the balls. Have you seen these guys? You know the type, asshole glasses, courdoroy blazers and those ubiquitous white pods in their ears. What? Do they think they are better then everybody else just because they can afford some faggy musical PDA. I say "no", they are not better than everybody else...they are worse. You heard it here first. So next time you see somebody wearing "IPod" headphones be sure to give them a cape-flying, two-fisted, superman punch to the balls for your old friend Mr. J.

I hate Dell computers

The first thing in this world that I would like to nominate for a cape-flying, two-handed, superman punch to the balls is ... Dell computers. I know everyone loves the "Dude, you're getting a Dell" kid (see above), but I have some issues with the good people at Dell computers. I was up late last Monday studying the poker game I was playing when my beautiful mediteranean blue laptop made a spark and went kaput. I called Brian in India but he was surprisingly unhelpful. So he transferred me to Glen. Glen suggested that I check to see if the computer was plugged in. It was, so he suggested I unplug it and then plug it back in and press the power button. I had not even thought to try the nintendo power button troubleshoot. It did not work, so I blew on the computer vigorously. That was my own improv, Glen did not suggest blowing on the device. Unfortunately I got no response. Glen decided that the computer's "motherboard" was fried and needed to be replaced. I decided that Dell Computers is the worst and nominated them for a punch to the balls.

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