I would like to nominate those doucches that you see everywhere with those little cult pods in their ears for a two fisted superman punch to the balls. Have you seen these guys? You know the type, asshole glasses, courdoroy blazers and those ubiquitous white pods in their ears. What? Do they think they are better then everybody else just because they can afford some faggy musical PDA. I say "no", they are not better than everybody else...they are worse. You heard it here first. So next time you see somebody wearing "IPod" headphones be sure to give them a cape-flying, two-fisted, superman punch to the balls for your old friend Mr. J.
